Puff Puff "No thank you, I'll pass."

So yesterday was the infamous 420.  To anyone out of college it was April 20, 2011 a.k.a. just another day.  To everyone else, it was "National Marijuana Day."  What this means is I've sat through millions of statuses on facebook about smoking weed and another million about how stupid 420 is.  I've also endured people who smell like skunks walking past my door all night.  Me personally, I could care less (hence why I'm writing about it.) Many people ask me why I don't smoke.  Here is my reasoning:  I'm asthmatic!  God has cursed me with bad enough lungs.  I don't need to make my weak lungs any more pathetic!  Secondly, I just don't want to smoke.  People say it's euphoric.  I think drinking Pepsi is euphoric, and this is good enough for me.  Unfortunately, I gave up soda for Lent, so no euphoria until Sunday.  Either way, if you want to smoke congrats, just don't do it by me.  If you don't want to smoke come join the party!  I'll even buy you a Pepsi! :]

Ian J.

My School Does NOT Have An Art Major

So for the second time this week, the third time since the beginning of the school year, I've seen spray paint and graffiti all over my beautiful school.  REALLY!?!?! What the heck! This weekend someone decided, probably in a drunken stupor, that it would be a good idea to spray paint along the windows on the outside of my building's common room.  They also thought it would be nice to spray the lamp posts leading to the next building.  I saw it and I was dumb founded.  I found out today, they also wrote "GAY" on the back of another building.  Today, I saw someone had drawn a smiley face on the back wall of the elevator with what looked like pen ink.  I rolled my eyes and turned around only to find graffiti on the elevator door.  CUTE, REAL FREAKING CUTE!  It angers me to see this type of stupidity, so much so that this would have curses in this but my mother reads it.  (Thank you mother for my sense of censorship) I don't pay $48,000 a year to live in the projects! Someone needs to get their stuff together!
Ian J.