Halloween-- a time for scary pumpkins, candy, and fun costumes...well, not in college. The collegiate definition of Halloween is a week long celebration of pumpkin flavor vodka drinks and slutty outfits. The only thing that's the same is the candy, but I'm sure someone will ruin that too. Halloween actually starts the Wednesday before the 31st. Remember the good ol' days of creative costumes? You could be a monster, superhero, anything really! Nowadays you just get SLUT! Slut is like an umbrella category, because within Slut you can be a slutty animal, or your favorite non-slutty profession as long as you make it slutty. You could even be a Slutty Couch! How?? One cushion for the front, POSSIBLY one for the back and leg warmers as arm rests. I'm sure you'll find some dollar bills between those cushions (wink) Now isn't that creativity! Have I just ruined your childhood? Clearly you're not in college, but trust me this description does it justice. At the moment, my hallway reeks of alcohol and hedonism. And for this I dub this previous week Harlot-ween. Miss all the Harlot-ween fun? Don't worry you have 358 days to choose an innocent non-sexual item and HOE IT UP! Good luck and be creative! :]
Ian J.
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